Under the Bridge: Just for Trolls

Skyrim...gay marriage lap dance

2011-12-07T19:43:00.001-08:00

Wow. In a bar I stumbled across....an accident.

No views for you! Halo 4 plox!

2011-12-07T19:39:00.001-08:00

So here we are. Still nobody around. How lonely. Passing the time with halo anniversary and skyrim at the moment. Hoping for some halo 4 gameplay or screens or any damn into from 343i. Will it suck? It's not bungie so maybe. Is it canon? Yes, Microsoft owns the ip and they can do what ever they want. Even master chief riding unicorns. Whatever the case, I hope for microsoft's promo for halo 4 to be up a notch from halo 3. All in your face and everyone will buy it. I miss halo 3's glory days. Before modern shitfare 3, it was the game people popped in to slaughter each other in the digital world. It still is for some(me). Get those days back 343i!

Dark Souls Trolling=Not Acceptable

2011-10-19T17:44:00.000-07:00

I know...this place is for trolling. Believe me I do much of it, but honestly-SHUT UP IF WE SKYRIM PEOPLE DON'T WANT DARK SOULS. The second I saw the IGN Skyrim vs Dark Souls, I knew it would trigger fanboy mania. It was enough with PS3 versus X360, then Halo vs Killzone, and now CoD vs everything. Forums everywhere have spiked with controversy over purchasing Dark Souls or Skyrim...why not both you morons? Anyway, difficulty does not make the game fun. I think that difficulty in a game is not at all what should classify a good game. Dark Souls and Demon Souls had a two year overlay between the two. Skyrim and Fallout 3-three years. I feel more heart has gone into Skyrim, an immersive down to the fork(literally) detail. Everything is there in front of you in real time for you to interact with. The music, the art, the work that Bethesda has put in all shows. They can turn up the difficulty if you want them to, that's not difficult in making a game. Finally, IGN-Skyrim>Dark Souls. Now suck Skyrim's dragon balls.

Call of Duty: Beer Hops

2011-10-18T13:13:00.001-07:00

Literally the only thing this game is good for. Being a beer coaster.

Welcome to the bridge

2011-10-17T15:28:00.001-07:00

Of all places that trolls live...where do you think they live? Under a bridge. That's right and that's where you've come. Here we talk gaming. Not just any gaming, serious opinionated gaming. If you don't like what we say, that's fine but you have to understand why we're here. To be in your face, opinionated, snobs. I'm KingMoney-the father troll. Join and be my troll minions and together we will spam the world with our obviously correct opinions. My YouTube channel is at the bottom to take a look at. I've been in the business of making videos for about three years now, and this is just another step in that direction. Stick with me...still learning the uses of the blog, but things will come in due time.